Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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