He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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