My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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