I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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