i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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