Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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