Your tits are I can't wait for
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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