HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think your dad took our porno
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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