Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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