Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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