im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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