oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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