so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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