The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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