SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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