This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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