we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Dignity is for republicans.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
don't judge my taste in strippers
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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