but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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