i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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