i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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