return my video game
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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