we have pet lesbian snakes
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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