You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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