:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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