Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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