Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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