I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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