Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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