The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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