I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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