According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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