Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
is it fun? or sober?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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