I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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