Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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