I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
This is the prime rib incident all over again
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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