have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
