you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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