ugly people sure do ruin things
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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