we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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