I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
They took my balls.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I need water and some morals
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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