Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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