Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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