Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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