Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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