My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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