why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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