I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i out mim tonsoeep
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