I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I don't want my vagina anymore.