Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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