She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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