I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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