I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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