Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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