Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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