You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
tell me about the fingering
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